Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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