Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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