How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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