And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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