I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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