Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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