We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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