I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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