so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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