tell your sister to shave her snatch
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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