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DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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