North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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