I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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