Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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