But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
as a side note pls kill me
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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