I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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