i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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