no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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