nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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