The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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