How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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