Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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