Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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