They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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