I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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