honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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