If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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