i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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