Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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