I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My bed smells like the plague
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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