Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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