He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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