I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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