I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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