ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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