you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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