He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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