Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she smelled like a LAN party
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Randomize
