Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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