How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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