so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
meet me or not, i'm out of control
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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