I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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