Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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