The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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