you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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