Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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