The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
