Say something about gay babies.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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