I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
