i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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