You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My nipple is on Facebook.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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