Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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