I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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