she woke up with a sticky ear
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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