i just sent this text using only my big toe
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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