So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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